Godpanyog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent ant.

Godpanyog created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpanyog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godpanyog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Godpanyog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Godpanyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Godpanyog.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never laugh in the presence of seals.