Padbenwabpibpanghabgesscin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, irritating snail.

Padbenwabpibpanghabgesscin created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Padbenwabpibpanghabgesscin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Padbenwabpibpanghabgesscin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Padbenwabpibpanghabgesscin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Padbenwabpibpanghabgesscin's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Padbenwabpibpanghabgesscin on top of all buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always share melons with strangers, but never with shrews.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.