Misortrak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage lobster.

Misortrak created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misortrak, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Misortrak, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Misortrak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Misortrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to hamsters while wearing blue corsets.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Never sit in the presence of geese.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.