Cambutban is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, weak meerkat.

Cambutban created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cambutban, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cambutban, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cambutban's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cambutban's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. You must pray to Cambutban three times a day.