Gudbinnul is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent dragon.

Gudbinnul created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbinnul, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudbinnul, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gudbinnul's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gudbinnul's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gudbinnul nine times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gudbinnul on top of all buildings.

4. Retreat if three turtles approach from the south.

5. Learn six new languages a year.