Fudqueegcab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, able fox.

Fudqueegcab created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Fudqueegcab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fudqueegcab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fudqueegcab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fudqueegcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near eagles.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear brown scarves.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing purple ear rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Never write about bacteria.