Vagfarhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish zebra.

Vagfarhat created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagfarhat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagfarhat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vagfarhat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vagfarhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Pray towards the south.