Guplibyogcar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive warg.

Guplibyogcar created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Guplibyogcar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Guplibyogcar, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Guplibyogcar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Guplibyogcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing pink coats and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Always store peas above ground.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Hide from indigo swans for they are unholy.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.