Damjadhas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, weak goat.

Damjadhas created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damjadhas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Damjadhas, she will turn you into a slug.

Damjadhas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Damjadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Damjadhas on top of all buildings.

3. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

4. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

5. Do not stand on grass.