Rutmil is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish swan.

Rutmil created water four years ago.

If you believe in Rutmil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rutmil, he will strike you with lightening.

Rutmil's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rutmil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rutmil.

2. Never paint your legs mauve.

3. Rutmil loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.