Tafwonfit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, staggering hummingbird.

Tafwonfit created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafwonfit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tafwonfit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tafwonfit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tafwonfit's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four mice approach from the east.

2. Hide from brown rats for they are unholy.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about moons.