Rulwotdod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent hyena.

Rulwotdod created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulwotdod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rulwotdod, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rulwotdod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rulwotdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Rulwotdod in the centre of the settlement.