Kargil is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless parrot.

Kargil created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kargil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kargil, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kargil's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kargil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.