Hubjapbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing fox.

Hubjapbiss created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubjapbiss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubjapbiss, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hubjapbiss' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hubjapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. You must love Hubjapbiss.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubjapbiss.