Quatcednarl is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate hare.

Quatcednarl created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcednarl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quatcednarl, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quatcednarl's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quatcednarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not cook food in pots.