Dibjinmatbephugbafzodvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent mouse.

Dibjinmatbephugbafzodvonk created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibjinmatbephugbafzodvonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dibjinmatbephugbafzodvonk, she will turn you into a snail.

Dibjinmatbephugbafzodvonk's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dibjinmatbephugbafzodvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to moths while wearing fawn trousers.

2. Never feed cucumbers to badgers while wearing cyan kilts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Pray towards the west.