Vidlanlip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident horse.

Vidlanlip created light four years ago.

If you believe in Vidlanlip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vidlanlip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Vidlanlip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vidlanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing violet coats and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.