Mipfebxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful bat.

Mipfebxuc created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipfebxuc, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mipfebxuc, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mipfebxuc's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mipfebxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. You must love Mipfebxuc.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipfebxuc.