Geprawraw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful crow.

Geprawraw created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geprawraw, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Geprawraw, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Geprawraw's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Geprawraw's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Geprawraw.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about nebulae.