Pakgodcat Sidfitcin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive pigeon.

Pakgodcat Sidfitcin created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakgodcat Sidfitcin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pakgodcat Sidfitcin, she will laugh at you.

Pakgodcat Sidfitcin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pakgodcat Sidfitcin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine ants approach from the south.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Run away from turquoise birds, for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill otters.