Narllargtail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring mink.

Narllargtail created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narllargtail, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narllargtail, it will send minions to preach to you.

Narllargtail's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Narllargtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven doves in a large pit.

2. Worship no other gods but Narllargtail.

3. Do not run at rivers.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.