Yogdidben is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow zebra.

Yogdidben created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Yogdidben, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yogdidben, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yogdidben's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yogdidben's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Yogdidben's priests.

5. Pray towards the north.