Paszigsit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying hydra.

Paszigsit created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Paszigsit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Paszigsit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Paszigsit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Paszigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Paszigsit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Do not cook food in pots.