Quatkoprip is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, competent
crab.
Quatkoprip created Africa three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quatkoprip, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Quatkoprip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Quatkoprip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Quatkoprip's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not eat oranges.
3. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing violet jumpers and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.
4. Do not dye your hair pink.
5. Never think about optics near nematodes while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.