Wabcunlopdot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty owl.

Wabcunlopdot created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcunlopdot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wabcunlopdot, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wabcunlopdot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wabcunlopdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing purple skirts and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Pray towards the east.