Arnhamarmkaplin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciless eagle.

Arnhamarmkaplin created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhamarmkaplin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnhamarmkaplin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Arnhamarmkaplin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Arnhamarmkaplin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Arnhamarmkaplin on top of important buildings.