Dossraploop is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil meerkat.

Dossraploop created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossraploop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dossraploop, he will make you grow a tail.

Dossraploop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dossraploop's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Never record signs.