Femcisslop is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate slug.

Femcisslop created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Femcisslop, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femcisslop, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Femcisslop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Femcisslop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Worship no other gods but Femcisslop.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.