Flowbaddav is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable bear.

Flowbaddav created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowbaddav, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flowbaddav, it will turn you into a dog.

Flowbaddav's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flowbaddav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help voles.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.