Vigzimbam Tifpagkam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced dingo.

Vigzimbam Tifpagkam created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigzimbam Tifpagkam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vigzimbam Tifpagkam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vigzimbam Tifpagkam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Vigzimbam Tifpagkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Vigzimbam Tifpagkam loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.