Bablegbut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful gnu.

Bablegbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bablegbut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bablegbut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bablegbut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bablegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bablegbut on top of all buildings.