Mobfasjip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable centaur.

Mobfasjip created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobfasjip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobfasjip, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mobfasjip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mobfasjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never gather three foxes near bridges.

5. Do not fashion tools from zinc.