Vadyartquill is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome mole.

Vadyartquill created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vadyartquill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vadyartquill, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vadyartquill's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vadyartquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.