Capdavceb is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking guinea pig.

Capdavceb created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capdavceb, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Capdavceb, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Capdavceb's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Capdavceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Capdavceb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Put Capdavceb first in all things.