Padlarpbif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, egotistical capybara.

Padlarpbif created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Padlarpbif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Padlarpbif, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Padlarpbif's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Padlarpbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.