Legmapyog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome wombat.

Legmapyog created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Legmapyog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Legmapyog, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Legmapyog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Legmapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Respect your elders.