Benlistponfidpog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented pig.

Benlistponfidpog created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benlistponfidpog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Benlistponfidpog, he will be very sad.

Benlistponfidpog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Benlistponfidpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Benlistponfidpog on top of all buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.