Rilnurbap is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, emotional manatee.

Rilnurbap created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilnurbap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilnurbap, she will destroy your home planet.

Rilnurbap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rilnurbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never sprint in the presence of otters.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never run in holy places.