Wigkarrap is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous centaur.

Wigkarrap created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigkarrap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wigkarrap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wigkarrap's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wigkarrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle copper while unclean.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Wigkarrap on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed turnips to great tits while wearing yellow corsets.

5. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.