Raglargyikdodlogkopham is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating lobster.

Raglargyikdodlogkopham created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raglargyikdodlogkopham, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Raglargyikdodlogkopham, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Raglargyikdodlogkopham's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Raglargyikdodlogkopham's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing green scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not resist balance.