Flanlamdan Tiphanvid Lablimboss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair deer.

Flanlamdan Tiphanvid Lablimboss created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanlamdan Tiphanvid Lablimboss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flanlamdan Tiphanvid Lablimboss, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flanlamdan Tiphanvid Lablimboss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Flanlamdan Tiphanvid Lablimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Flanlamdan Tiphanvid Lablimboss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.