Fobdunvil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying mole.

Fobdunvil created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdunvil, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobdunvil, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fobdunvil's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fobdunvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never pour water over plants.