Watquartyart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented wasp.

Watquartyart created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watquartyart, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Watquartyart, it will turn you into a goat.

Watquartyart's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Watquartyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Watquartyart on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Watquartyart loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Do not covet oxen.