Flowveenfid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring jaguar.

Flowveenfid created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowveenfid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowveenfid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flowveenfid's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flowveenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Retreat if five geese approach from the west.