Donominyarpsogdussattipquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective eagle.

Donominyarpsogdussattipquaf created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donominyarpsogdussattipquaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Donominyarpsogdussattipquaf, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Donominyarpsogdussattipquaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Donominyarpsogdussattipquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donominyarpsogdussattipquaf.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to ants while wearing white jumpers.

5. Run away from purple goats, for they are unholy.