Bessmifrull is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective weasel.

Bessmifrull created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessmifrull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bessmifrull, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bessmifrull's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bessmifrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing orange tights.

2. Never wear pink jumpers.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing red hats and balancing three iron spheres on your legs.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.