Lidvol is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane salamander.

Lidvol created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidvol, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidvol, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lidvol's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lidvol's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidvol.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.