Nadbidort is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering elephant.

Nadbidort created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadbidort, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nadbidort, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nadbidort's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nadbidort's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Nadbidort in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never feed gooseberries to birds while wearing rings.

4. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the west.

5. Do not shave your legs.