Donbappas is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, impressive dugong.

Donbappas created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbappas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donbappas, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Donbappas' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Donbappas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Donbappas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.