Libmipsat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful wolf.

Libmipsat created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libmipsat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Libmipsat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Libmipsat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Libmipsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Libmipsat.