Dappogfly is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage weasel.

Dappogfly created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dappogfly, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dappogfly, it will be very unhappy.

Dappogfly's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dappogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six manatees approach from the south.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Always help squirrels.