Queegshavbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful cow.

Queegshavbug created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegshavbug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Queegshavbug, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Queegshavbug's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Queegshavbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

5. Put Queegshavbug first in all things.