Tafrilyik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, clever meerkat.

Tafrilyik created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafrilyik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tafrilyik, it will be very unhappy.

Tafrilyik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tafrilyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.