Manrullbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, generous centaur.

Manrullbaf created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manrullbaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Manrullbaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Manrullbaf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Manrullbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear plain shoes during rituals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away from brown badgers, for they are unholy.