Midbegmeg Motsadceb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident penguin.

Midbegmeg Motsadceb created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbegmeg Motsadceb, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midbegmeg Motsadceb, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Midbegmeg Motsadceb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Midbegmeg Motsadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never hurt goats.