Lipfunkar is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable finch.

Lipfunkar created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipfunkar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipfunkar, she will not care.

Lipfunkar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lipfunkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to cats while wearing cyan shorts.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.