Rowcibmin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast wombat.

Rowcibmin created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcibmin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowcibmin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rowcibmin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rowcibmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

4. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

5. Never skip in summer.