Pogjenbed is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered troll.

Pogjenbed created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogjenbed, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pogjenbed, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pogjenbed's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pogjenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Do not take Pogjenbed's name in vain.