Tipmilleg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying jaguar.

Tipmilleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tipmilleg, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipmilleg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tipmilleg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tipmilleg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tipmilleg on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear green ear rings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sit in the presence of dogs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.