Bagnulhadjanxemgemomin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet newt.

Bagnulhadjanxemgemomin created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bagnulhadjanxemgemomin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bagnulhadjanxemgemomin, she will turn you into a mole.

Bagnulhadjanxemgemomin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bagnulhadjanxemgemomin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Hide from yellow manatees for they are unholy.

3. You must love Bagnulhadjanxemgemomin.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.