Appdabdun is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise wyrm.

Appdabdun created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Appdabdun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Appdabdun, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Appdabdun's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Appdabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.